My All time Favorite Little Johnny Joke

Little Johnny stayed after class one day so the teacher could Tutor him in math.

The teacher said, there are three crows on a fence. The farmer shoots one, how many are left?

Little Johnny says, none.

The teacher says lets try this again. There are three crows on a fence, the farmer shoots one, how many are left.

Little Johnny says none.

The teacher asked him to explain his answer. Little Johnny says the farmer shoots one, the rest fly off, that leaves none on the fence. The teacher says that’s not the right answer but I like the way you think.

Little Johnny says now can I ask u a question. Teacher says sure.

Little Johnny says, there are three women sitting on a bench eating ice cream cones. One is licking her cone, one is sucking her cone, and one is nibbling her cone. Which one is married? Teacher says the one sucking her cone.

Little Johnny says no the one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think.

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